du ma. diu lei lo mo.

Ask me anything   You lose money chasing women, never lose women chasing money

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elissaalva:

We’re baaaaaaack 👋😄WEKEAST ! #wekfest (at New Jersey Convention and Exposition Center)

elissaalva:

We’re baaaaaaack 👋😄WEKEAST ! #wekfest (at New Jersey Convention and Exposition Center)

— 2 days ago with 27 notes

brandnewfashion:

thegeekydancer:

Before seeing Guardians of the Galaxy:

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After seeing Guardians of the Galaxy:

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more like 

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— 2 days ago with 51137 notes
semiotickitten:

apiratenhisprincess:

4ngelo:

theodorepython:

miami-tea:


The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! 
JESUS CRUST.
JAM IT!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS

HES BREAD JIM

JESUS CRUST

To pay my respects, Ill be sure to place a flour on his grave.

I need this.

semiotickitten:

apiratenhisprincess:

4ngelo:

theodorepython:

miami-tea:

The Defibrillator Toaster

My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”

“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”

He’s bread, Jim.

Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M

If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! 

JESUS CRUST.

JAM IT!

“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS

HES BREAD JIM

JESUS CRUST

To pay my respects, Ill be sure to place a flour on his grave.

I need this.

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— 2 days ago with 560073 notes

supamuthafuckinvillain:

This makes me extremely content.

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— 3 days ago with 83218 notes
thatfunnyblog:

i would hire him for this flyer alone

thatfunnyblog:

i would hire him for this flyer alone

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— 3 days ago with 569839 notes
regalasfuck:

this the kind of friends i need

regalasfuck:

this the kind of friends i need

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— 3 days ago with 108068 notes

slowweaves:

guitarsandcontrabandx:

hazeleyed1:

cosbyykidd:

it’s evolving o_o

GET IT!!!!!!!

This vine is everything lmao

queeralphanerd

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— 3 days ago with 47832 notes

She betrayed Ronan. He’s coming back for her. And when he does… (x)

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— 3 days ago with 27860 notes
yvngpharrell:

lmfao I can’t believe this

yvngpharrell:

lmfao I can’t believe this

— 3 days ago with 375 notes

Paid In Full

dope movie 100%

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— 3 weeks ago with 1726 notes